Chick Gets Pissed When Her Boyfriend Won't Buy Her An Audi So She Straight Up Steals It Off The Lot

Anybody else turned on after watching that?  Don’t be shy.  Yeah, you are.  Almost impossible not to be. You gotta love a chick who takes what she wants when she wants it.  Snatched that Audi right of the lot in front of everybody.  Her deadbeat boyfriend wasn’t willing to splurge for her so she had to take matters into her own hands.  It helps that I couldn’t understand what they were saying.  Makes it a little mysterious.  Think about it. If she’s willing to commit grand theft auto while knowingly being filmed just imagine what she’s like in the sack. By the way, that poor car salesman.  Dude for sure already hates his job and then on top of that he has to deal with relationship drama? He almost got himself run over. I would’ve quit on the spot. One of those days where you go home, pour a giant glass of whichever poison you prefer and just drink it away.

This is kind of random but kind of not. Fucking hilarious. I’m doing business in here!